Pink Glitter

 I may have found the perfect Christmas tee. I just had to get it.

Me: I officially have too many Christmas tees. I’m not allowed to buy anymore Christmas tees unless it’s super-cute, like pink glitter starts shooting out of my ears cute.

Austin: You had too many Christmas tees last year and you said you weren’t allowed to buy anymore Christmas tees last year.

Me: Unless they’re super-cute. That’s why I added the addendum, about glitter shooting out of my ears. If pink glitter shot out of my ears for any length of time, people would see it and the government would want to run tests on me and they would take me away and lock me in a lab and you would never see me again. Then who would catch spiders and put them outside for you? See, super-cute Christmas tees only exception. I’ll just have to start wearing them earlier, like April.

In case you care, this is the shirt. You can get it from teeturtle.com