Saturday, February 19, 2022

Obsessed with Safety

 I was watching Wild Crimes on Hulu. The person said that Harold, the murder suspect, was obsessed with safety. It reminded me of Austin and his hyper-obsession with safety.

Me: You should be watching this show. This guy is obsessed with safety and got away with killing his first wife. You could get some tips. Would a guy who’s obsessed with safety let his wife crawl under a car to get lug nuts.

Austin: Of course he’d let his wife crawl under a car. He’s obsessed with safety. His own safety.

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