Friday, February 4, 2022

Thank You For Thinking of Me

 Austin went out with friends and left me alone all day to enjoy myself. When he came home, he brought me a plain cheeseburger from McDonalds.

Austin: I know you don’t usually like McDonalds, but there was a 2 for $6, so I thought I’d bring you one.

Me: Thank you for thinking of me.

Austin: I think of you a lot. Of ways to murder you, ways to torture you…

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