Austin: I’m sure you don’t want to hear about it, but after I burned the roof of my mouth yesterday, I just had skin peeling all day and all night. This morning when I brushed my teeth, there was still skin peeling off. It was awful.
Me: well, I wasn’t going to tell you this, but since you decided to share, I’ll share too. While you were taking a shower, I had to use the downstairs bathroom, which is never very good at flushing, but I really had to go, so I went. It took two flushes for number two to go down.
Austin: when I have to go, and you’re taking up the upstairs bathroom, I like to go in the sink.
Me: good grief.
Austin: I just run the water until it goes down.
Me: Shut up.
Austin: Sometimes, I take a fork and stir it around like it’s a big bubbling cauldron.
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