Me, rubbing Austin's tummy: I love my husband.
Austin: You don't love my flab.
Me: It's healthy. When you had a six-pack, you were dieting at an unhealthy level.
Austin, grabbing one of his new creams: This one is for tightening. I'm going to rub it all over my tummy, my butt. And if that works, I'll try it on your mouth.
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