The Force Awakens

So, Austin is a Star Wars junkie. He got R2D2 measuring cups for Christmas. We have Star Wars cookie cutters. Me, not so much.

So Austin told me when this first came out: We have to see this.
I shrugged.
Austin: You don't want to see this? We have to see this in the theater. It's gonna be awesome.

I don't say anything. I figure he'll go with friends or it will come out on DVD or something. Anyhow, I will get out of seeing this movie. Later, one of my friends tells me Emun Elliott has a cameo.

Me: Emun Elliott is in the new Star Wars movie. We have to go see it at your earliest convenience.
Austin: I don't want to see it anymore. 

Picture my eyes as lasers.

Austin: I looked up Emun Elliott's part on the internet. He dies.
Me: You $%&$#.

Austin: Do you know how long this movie is?
Me: Two and a half, two hours forty-five. I'm concerned about my bladder. It's on a schedule.
Austin: I'm sure the theater has facilities.
Me: I'm not going to the bathroom in the middle of the movie. I don't know when Emun Elliott's appearance is gonna be and it's supposed to be minor, I don't want to risk missing--
At this point, I noticed Austin had his head in his hands.