Austin and I walked past a cooler loaded with Italian sausage and brats.
Austin: That reminds me, I want to buy some Italian sausage so I can cut the casings off and fry it up.
Me: Why?
Austin: That one chef you like did it on TV.
We watch Chopped, Good Eats, Iron Chef America, Cutthroat Kitchen . . . The Food Network should have paid us shares because our television was set so exclusively to that channel when we still had cable.
Austin: You know the guy.
Me, still blank.
Austin: The guy!
Me, shot in the dark: Buddy Valastro?
Austin: That's the one.
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