Me: Shawn called us hot.
Austin: Really? Sweet.
Me: Mostly, he meant me.
Austin tried to paddle me. Twice. I didn't move. He missed. Twice. He
then smacked me on the bottom after a third try. So I made fun of him
for it.
Austin, a la the Honeymooners: One of these days, bang, zoom, to the moon.
Me: Not with that aim.
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