Fortune Cookie Fun

My fortune cookie: You will soon be swept away by a new and exciting romance.

Me: We must divorce, as I am adamantly against extramarital affairs. 

Austin doesn't seem concerned.


Another fortune cookie:

My fortune cookie: The star of riches is shining upon you.
Austin's fortune cookie: There are riches headed your way.
Austin: Looks like I'm gonna come right behind you and take some of your riches.