Pillow

I don't say good morning. As far as I'm concerned, if you're awake in the morning, that automatically disproves the Good part. I am not alone is this, as Grumpy Cat has an anti-good morning meme and even the Hobbit has a passage where Gandalf explains why "Good Morning" is ridiculous.

So, work is having a fund raiser for OpFeed and the warehouse is auctioning off stuff. The guys were saying that Austin needed to get me this pillow that says, "Gorgeous."
Me: I call Austin, 'Gorgeous' all the time.
So they tell me to get it for Austin.
I go down to look at it. It says, "Good Morning, Gorgeous." 

 

 

SACRILEGE!!!!!!!