Lunch

Me, Mom & Austin have a new tradition, whoever pays for lunch picks the place. Last week, I picked Schmidt's Sausagehaus, $50 for lunch. This week Austin picked Outback Steakhouse, $65.
Me: You've got anyplace in mind for next week, Mom?
Mom: I thought I'd cook.
Me: That's cheating.
Mom: I'm a poor old lady living off of Social Security.
Me: You're not funny. Austin, open the car door. Mom can walk home from here.

Mom: I can't afford to pay for big, grand lunches. I'll pay by putting love into the meal.
Austin: Then we're the ones that pay.
Me: I told you to make her walk.