Friday, September 23, 2016

Mother F&(@^$%^#

I came into Austin's room as he was getting dressed.
Me: You're a gorgeous mother &%#$^.
Austin: Oooo, gross. I'd never--
Me: You're right. My mom is pretty gross.
Austin: I'm not talking about your mom. I was thinking my mom. Now your mom is pretty hot.
Me, face palm.
Austin: I'll bet Angela Lansbury has kids. I'd love her.

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