Austin was complaining about the cats. All of them puking and peeing
in places they ought not and just the general problem they
are.
Austin: Tink is the only one that doesn't do anything bad.
Me: That's because she's a girl.
Austin: I would love it if you didn't have all these cats. Let's go back to that.
Me: Before you came along, I had a rule that only one male was allowed in this house. Since you came along, I've got all kinds of male in this house.
Austin: Don't blame me for this.
Me: Not a single one of the male cats in this house was here before you came in. I always limited myself to one male. Females, that was fine.
Austin made an incredulous noise.
Me: I never had more than one male cat in this house before you came along. After you came in, as insignificant as it is, your testosterone knocked me completely out of whack.
Austin: Ha!
Austin: Tink is the only one that doesn't do anything bad.
Me: That's because she's a girl.
Austin: I would love it if you didn't have all these cats. Let's go back to that.
Me: Before you came along, I had a rule that only one male was allowed in this house. Since you came along, I've got all kinds of male in this house.
Austin: Don't blame me for this.
Me: Not a single one of the male cats in this house was here before you came in. I always limited myself to one male. Females, that was fine.
Austin made an incredulous noise.
Me: I never had more than one male cat in this house before you came along. After you came in, as insignificant as it is, your testosterone knocked me completely out of whack.
Austin: Ha!
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