So I read an article
about 10 things loving couples do every day. Austin and I do maybe 5
of them.
Me:
The article suggested putting toothpaste on your partner's toothbrush
if you're the first one up. That's gross. I'm usually up hours before
you. Having that toothbrush sitting on the counter in the bathroom?
Austin:
Yeah, that is gross. Did it say anything about plotting to kill each
other?
Me:
No, apparently that's not something loving couples do. Just try to
kill them with bacteria on toothbrushes.
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