You'd Love Me More If . . .

Austin was hugging me and telling me how much he loves me.

Austin: The only way I could love you more is if you were wealthy.

Me: I have $$$$$ in the bank.

Austin: I know you're wealthy with friends and family and me. And I know you have a little money saved up, but I mean really wealthy, like a million or two. So I wouldn't have to work.

Me, all kinds of amused.

Austin: Come on. You'd love me more if I was a bit more handsome.

Me: You're gorgeous.

Austin: If you could have me a bit more sexy, you'd love it. Say, if I looked a bit more like an actor.

Me: Yeah, if you looked like Emun Elliott, I'd be over the moon.