Austin: What are you
doing?
Me: Calculating how many calories I can eat a day to get down to 140-145 pounds by X and Y's wedding.
Austin, making an incredulous noise: Don't do that to yourself.
Me: But I want to look fabulous in that dress.
Austin: You're going to look fabulous in that dress no matter what.
Me: But I'll look more fabulous in that dress thin.
Austin: You'd also look fabulous in that dress rich.
Me: Calculating how many calories I can eat a day to get down to 140-145 pounds by X and Y's wedding.
Austin, making an incredulous noise: Don't do that to yourself.
Me: But I want to look fabulous in that dress.
Austin: You're going to look fabulous in that dress no matter what.
Me: But I'll look more fabulous in that dress thin.
Austin: You'd also look fabulous in that dress rich.
BTW, Austin made
chocolate chip cookies directly after this.
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