Austin:
Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Austin: I eat mop.
Me: I eat mop who?
As soon as I said mop-who, I heard it.
Austin: You said it!
He started rolling laughing, red-faced, tears down his face. I shook my head. Minutes later, he's still laughing.
Austin: You don't think that's funny?
Me: Not as funny as you do.
Half an hour later, he started laughing again. Then later that night, again.
Austin: I eat ma poo.
How did I end up marrying a five year old boy?
Me: Who's there?
Austin: I eat mop.
Me: I eat mop who?
As soon as I said mop-who, I heard it.
Austin: You said it!
He started rolling laughing, red-faced, tears down his face. I shook my head. Minutes later, he's still laughing.
Austin: You don't think that's funny?
Me: Not as funny as you do.
Half an hour later, he started laughing again. Then later that night, again.
Austin: I eat ma poo.
How did I end up marrying a five year old boy?
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