Austin
went out with his brother and future sister-in-law on Friday. The
future sister-in-law was really disappointed that I didn't go.
Me:
Why?
Austin:
Well, she said she doesn't have a lot of girlfriends and she really
wants to be friends.
Me:
She thinks I don't have a lot of girlfriends.
Austin:
No. She doesn't have a lot of girlfriends and she wants to make
friends with you.
Me,
thinking this girl has diabetes and is an ex-heroine addict who has
spent time in jail. I don't do anything resembling drugs and I
definitely haven't been to jail. I could be a good influence. Oooo,
but girlfriends.
Austin:
I told her you weren't the type.
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