After
Austin was doing better, I started to head for the door.
Austin: You're going to take a shower?
Me, pausing: I was.
Austin: But you're not now?
Me: Of course I am. I'm not going to work dirty. What do you think I am? *I go into this long story about some cookies getting dropped on the floor* I told them I believe in the five second rule. In fact, when it's cookies, I'm not too picky about seconds. After that story, if I didn't shower, they'd think I had no hygiene skills at all.
Austin: You're going to take a shower?
Me, pausing: I was.
Austin: But you're not now?
Me: Of course I am. I'm not going to work dirty. What do you think I am? *I go into this long story about some cookies getting dropped on the floor* I told them I believe in the five second rule. In fact, when it's cookies, I'm not too picky about seconds. After that story, if I didn't shower, they'd think I had no hygiene skills at all.
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