Austin: Can I use the
iPad? Unless you're really engaged.
Me: I'm married. I'm not allowed to be engaged.
Austin: Technically, you are allowed to be engaged. Not according to my rules though. According to my rules, you're not allowed to be engaged ever again.
Me: You're a married man. You don't get to make rules.
Austin: Then you're allowed to be engaged. Now what?
Me: Well, let's see if we can get Emun Elliott on the phone and work something out.
Me: I'm married. I'm not allowed to be engaged.
Austin: Technically, you are allowed to be engaged. Not according to my rules though. According to my rules, you're not allowed to be engaged ever again.
Me: You're a married man. You don't get to make rules.
Austin: Then you're allowed to be engaged. Now what?
Me: Well, let's see if we can get Emun Elliott on the phone and work something out.
No, Emun, I'm not serious. I just like looking at you.
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