Austin:
Thank you for driving home.
Me: It's fine. It's nice to share duties.
Austin: Welcome to married life.
Me: Let's see. What other duties can we share?
I'm think changing kitty litter, cleaning drains, toilets, etc.
Austin: I'm not sure I want to share dooties. It sounds kind of gross to me.
I rolled my eyes.
Austin: Then again, if it means I get to share the women's facilities... Sounded like nice facilities you guys had at Ren Fest.
Me: Much better than it used to be. But you just point. Not at all complicated.
Austin: But the stall I had (gross details).
Me: But better than the trough they used to have?
Austin: Much better.
Me: It's fine. It's nice to share duties.
Austin: Welcome to married life.
Me: Let's see. What other duties can we share?
I'm think changing kitty litter, cleaning drains, toilets, etc.
Austin: I'm not sure I want to share dooties. It sounds kind of gross to me.
I rolled my eyes.
Austin: Then again, if it means I get to share the women's facilities... Sounded like nice facilities you guys had at Ren Fest.
Me: Much better than it used to be. But you just point. Not at all complicated.
Austin: But the stall I had (gross details).
Me: But better than the trough they used to have?
Austin: Much better.
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