Friday, September 29, 2017

Salmon Breath

Kissing Austin goodnight, Me: Your breath smells like cat food after eating that salmon.
Austin: Don't put it down. Cat food might taste fantastic.
Me: I doubt it.
Austin: I think I'd like to try it. I bet I'd love it if you got me Fancy Feast.
I start leaving the room to go to bed.
Austin: Don't really get me Fancy Feast. I'm just joking.
Then when I send an e-mail to myself to remind myself to post this, Austin: So this was Internet worthy?


Me: It's Internet worthy that you think I don't know you're joking about eating cat food.

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