Monday, October 23, 2017

$110,000

Me: The house behind us that's for sale.
Austin: Yeah?
Me: They're asking $110,000.
Austin: What!!!
Me: They painted the house and put on a new roof.
Austin: So? The house is still here in the middle of nowhere. It's a ranch house.
Me: I know.
Austin: What are they thinking? Unless it has a three story basement.
Austin then spent the rest of the morning speculating about what could be in that basement. Like a parking garage or a swimming pool.
Austin: A swimming pool would be awesome.
Me: Yeah, I could drown you in it. And the police would never find you, because no one would know about this awesome basement.
Austin: Nah. You're more creative than that.

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