Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Visa Bill

Me: I got my visa bill with my car repair bill on it. Oh my God! I don't have that kind of money. But we get paid this week.
Austin, very solemn: Well, if you need money--
Me: I know, my mom's always available.
Austin: Well, actually, I was going to say for sexual favors, I would be willing. I don't think your Mom would be.
Me: Thanks, I'll manage.

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