Me: I was IM'ing Skippy
this morning, just enough to say hi, how are you.
Austin: That's nice.
Me: We both love our jobs and our spouses. No drama in our lives.
Austin: You could make up some. 'Austin's just so frustrating. His schlong just grew ten inches overnight. I'm so upset. I guess I'll just have to get used to it.'
Austin: That's nice.
Me: We both love our jobs and our spouses. No drama in our lives.
Austin: You could make up some. 'Austin's just so frustrating. His schlong just grew ten inches overnight. I'm so upset. I guess I'll just have to get used to it.'
Dream on, Lover.
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