Usually, Austin buys the
condoms, but since I was going to the store anyway, Austin asked me
to do it. He didn't tell me what kind. Standard rule: Whatever is the
best value. So I got him the Ultra Thin Trojans.
Austin: This is the kind
I like. You don't like these kind.
Me: I don't remember
that.
Austin: You were worried
that the ultra thin didn't offer as much protection and that you'd
get pregnant.
Me, shrug it off.
Austin: Because you
know, I got power sperm. Your vagina takes a pounding every time I
ejaculate. I mean, those sperm just pound into the rubber. They push
up against it, fighting to get through. I don't blame you for being
afraid. I mean, it shoots out like a bullet. My sperm is a lethal
weapon.
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