Saturday, January 6, 2018

Super Sperm!

Usually, Austin buys the condoms, but since I was going to the store anyway, Austin asked me to do it. He didn't tell me what kind. Standard rule: Whatever is the best value. So I got him the Ultra Thin Trojans.
Austin: This is the kind I like. You don't like these kind.
Me: I don't remember that.
Austin: You were worried that the ultra thin didn't offer as much protection and that you'd get pregnant.
Me, shrug it off.
Austin: Because you know, I got power sperm. Your vagina takes a pounding every time I ejaculate. I mean, those sperm just pound into the rubber. They push up against it, fighting to get through. I don't blame you for being afraid. I mean, it shoots out like a bullet. My sperm is a lethal weapon.

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