Thursday, January 25, 2018

Unplanned Pregnancies

So one of my co-workers is pregnant and our boss just had a baby, so procreation has been a constant topic at work. The lone male Y co-worker in admin has said firmly that he doesn't want children.
Co-worker X: You might change your mind. When you get older it's different. When you actually have them . . . None of my three were planned.
Me, telling this to Austin later at home: I so desperately wanted to say, “Did your birth control fail or do you not know how sex works?”
Austin: Yeah, that would make me want to say something inappropriate too. I mean, when vaginas and penises get together, babies happen.
Me: Well, I mean, one of each. If you have two penises getting together--
Austin: Right, 'cause two penises, that'd just be like [slapping his arms together sort of like a seal].

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