Bday Coming Up

So, I bought Austin's birthday gift 3/11/17. About two weeks ago, I asked Austin how he wanted it presented to him. He said gift-wrapped, of course, which is a challenge. So I put a towel in a shirt box (his towel, in case he gets any ideas) and wrapped the box with a note saying, "My nephew told me to wrap an empty box. That idea should have occurred to me without his help." And every day since, I've been shaking the box at him. "Do you know what you're getting? Any guesses? You can unwrap it now."

Yesterday, I told one of our friends all the ways I'm going to prank Austin for his birthday and one of the pranks I decided not to pull.

Me: X said I should prank you mercilessly.
Austin: That &*^#
Me, shaking the box at him: You can have it. It's only 16 days early.
Austin: You can't threaten me. I've got a 32" TV.