Earl Grey Tea

I'm allergic to coffee, so I drink tea like it's the elixir of life. This past month, I have sung the praises of Earl Grey more than once. Like several times a day, every day.

Mopped the bathroom floor with tea yesterday. Recommended by a DIY site.
Austin: It looks great.
Me: I think so.
Austin: It smells pretty good too. You know, if you wanted it to--I know you'll probably say no--but if you wanted it to smell really good, like a natural air freshener, you could use some of your Earl Grey tea.
Me: No.
Austin: Just one bag.
Me: No.
Before and after.