Spiders

Mom and I were discussing the beautiful black and yellow spiders that we each have in our yard and I was mentioning all the spiders I've seen in the house.

Me: I've got a spider that's attached its web to my computer monitor, so every time I turn the monitor off, I have to navigate the web. Also, there's one by one of the light switches. I fear for its life, because if Austin sees it, he'll kill it.

Austin: I already know about that spider. I won't kill it. It's tiny. Now last night, there was this huge one by the fridge. I mean it was like the size of a quarter. And I tried to get a glass and paper plate and put it outside, but it kept moving and I finally gave up and said it could have the fridge.