Saturday, August 18, 2018

Office Supplies

Austin asked and received a bunch of office supplies for his birthday. He was telling me what all he took to work. But I saw a stack of office supplies still by his bed.
Me: But you didn’t take everything.
Austin: I have a letter opener already. And that one looks dangerous.
Me: So you’re leaving it here for the next time we have a disagreement?
Austin: That’s right. The other one could take your eye out if I tried. That one I can stab through your heart easy.

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