Austin has been playing with his new Apple Pencil, drawing on his
iPad all day. Then he started talking about airbrushing our pictures.
I, on the other hand, was complaining once again about this
cross-dresser at work. He's a very nice guy, young, okay looking, but
he's really needy and he thinks he's right all the time. And, uh,
uh-hem, is convinced that crop circles are real and that aliens built
the pyramids.
Austin: We could make our selfies look like pictures in magazines.
And the fake selfies everyone else takes.
Me, smiling.
Austin: Nah, I don't really want to do that.
Me: I do. How else am I going to attract X, the cross-dresser? He's
not going to stay single forever.
Austin: You want to bet on that? Because willing to put down $50 that
he is.
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