Sunday, November 3, 2019

Exhausted

Austin: Man, I’m tired.
Me: I was tired before we started.
Austin: You don’t have a 100 pound dog dragging you around the neighborhood.
Me: You don’t have a five inch scar on your abdomen.
Austin: You don’t have a five foot something pain in the #$%@ next to you.
Me, punches him.

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