Austin: That one? I love it. I want to search the internet right now to find a replica so we can sit it on our front porch.
Me: Absolutely not. No, wait. That’s a pretty big pot. You could hide a body in there. That would be perfect to hide your body in when I murder you and need to get away with it.
Austin: No, it wouldn’t. That’d be a horrible spot to hide a body. And on our front porch? You’d be caught in five minutes.
Me: Nah, this is a Murder, She Wrote episode. It’d take at least an hour for Jessica to put it together. And it’d be based on who’s holding a glass. Not a body in a pot on my front porch. In fact, it won’t possibly be me. I’d be the obvious conclusion. Jessica will show that in fact, you committed suicide and put yourself in the pot to make it look like me.
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