Yesterday, I didn’t feel like going to work. Austin told me to take
the day off and use PTO, since I had enough built up.
Me: I can’t. Tom will miss me.
So I went to work and told my buddy Tom this.
Tom: Uh oh! You shouldn’t say things like this. Austin might get jealous!
So I tell Austin this. He laughs.
Austin: Tom’s married. Get a picture of his wife.
Me: You’re telling me you want me to place an upside down pineapple on my desk?
Me: I can’t. Tom will miss me.
So I went to work and told my buddy Tom this.
Tom: Uh oh! You shouldn’t say things like this. Austin might get jealous!
So I tell Austin this. He laughs.
Austin: Tom’s married. Get a picture of his wife.
Me: You’re telling me you want me to place an upside down pineapple on my desk?
If you don't know what an upside down pineapple means, Google it.
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