Austin: Can you get the butter out of the
fridge?
Me: Yes.
Then I paused. Because 'I can' and 'I will' are two different things.
Me, getting the butter: I used to have a teacher who would say yes when you asked can, then let you stand there and never do anything.
Austin: English teachers are so particular.
Me: He was a history teacher actually. We all hated it. I thought about being a bitch and not getting the butter, but then I figured what’s the point?
Austin: You’re a bitch. No need proving it.
Me: Yes.
Then I paused. Because 'I can' and 'I will' are two different things.
Me, getting the butter: I used to have a teacher who would say yes when you asked can, then let you stand there and never do anything.
Austin: English teachers are so particular.
Me: He was a history teacher actually. We all hated it. I thought about being a bitch and not getting the butter, but then I figured what’s the point?
Austin: You’re a bitch. No need proving it.
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