I decided I
wanted to make vegetable soup and added carrots and potatoes to the
grocery list.
Austin, going through the cupboards: We have canned new potatoes. If you wanted to make a small batch, you could use these instead of buying a bag.
Me: But what about carrots? I need carrots for soup.
Austin: I know. I’m just trying to avoid buying a big bag of potatoes so you can use one or two. And canned potatoes are already peeled.
Me: I wonder if they make canned Austin, so you can already be peeled.
Austin: Every day I wake up and see you, I feel like I’m being flayed alive.
Me: Then I’m doing my job.
Austin, going through the cupboards: We have canned new potatoes. If you wanted to make a small batch, you could use these instead of buying a bag.
Me: But what about carrots? I need carrots for soup.
Austin: I know. I’m just trying to avoid buying a big bag of potatoes so you can use one or two. And canned potatoes are already peeled.
Me: I wonder if they make canned Austin, so you can already be peeled.
Austin: Every day I wake up and see you, I feel like I’m being flayed alive.
Me: Then I’m doing my job.
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