Hey Google!

Me: Hey Google, set a second timer called sweet potato for 50 minutes.
Google: I have set a timer called sweet potato for one second.
Timer goes off.
Me: Hey Google, set a second timer for a sweet potato for 50 minutes.
Google: I have set a second timer for one week, four days, three hours and 50 minutes.
Austin, cracking up.
Me: Hey Google, cancel the timer called sweet potato.
I snatched the digital timer off the fridge and set it. Google isn’t going to control my life.
Austin: Hey Google, please set a timer called sweet potato for 50 minutes.
Google: I have set a second time called sweet potato for 50 minutes.
I must have been the shade of a beet.
Austin: It’s because you didn’t say please.