Wednesday, June 3, 2020

Sweet

Me: I’m going to make some tea.
Austin, stirring the frozen dinner: No, you’re not. This thing still has one and a half minutes left to go.
Me: Fine.
So, I waited. Austin pulled out the frozen dinner the second time.
Austin: Now you can have tea.
Me: And you. (Kiss.) V. Rays.
Austin: I only put up with you because you’re so sweet.
Me: It’s because of all the cookies I eat.

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