Tuesday, June 30, 2020

Sweet Mom

Austin: Do you want to go for a walk? I think it’s going to rain soon.
Me: That’s why I drove Mom home. She was afraid she was going to melt.
Austin: Well, your mom is pretty sweet. She’s made of pure sugar.
Me: I haven’t heard that much *&#^ for a long time. Which just means you’re slacking off.

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