D&D Chocolate

Austin: I’m trying to decide what kind of treasure to give to the characters. I always give too much or too little.

Me: It's never just right, Goldilocks? You know it doesn't matter, right?

Austin: Of course it matters!

Me: It's not real treasure. If you gave them chocolate, that would matter.

Austin: There is chocolate in Dungeons & Dragons. Magical gnomes make chocolate...

Me: Your treasure has no value. It's symbolic treasure.

Austin: They get points toward the game. I also try to make the treasure go along with the theme of the game.
Me: So if I were a monster in Dungeons & Dragons, they'd get chocolate for defeating me?

Austin: If you were a monster in D&D, there’d be no treasure, because you’d kill them all.