Inheritance

While Austin & I were walking, Austin pointed out my shoelace was untied.

Me: I know.

Austin: We can stop so you can tie it. I don’t want you to have an accident.

Me: I would think you’d want it untied so then you’d inherit all the money I’ve squirreled away into my retirement fund.

Austin: You’d just fall. You wouldn’t die. It’d be worth the laugh, but I wouldn’t inherit anything.