This morning, as I'm preparing to go, reminding
Austin what we need from the Amish deli:
Me: Be sure to tell them that we enjoyed the food.
We went to their school fund raiser for dinner.
Austin: I'm gonna tell them my wife is gone for
two weeks and where they can hitch up their buggies . . .
Later, as we're walking up to meet Mom & Leah
to go, Me: I'm gonna miss you so much.
Austin: You want me to say something stupid so you
don't miss me as much?
Me: No, all I have to do is picture you and Amish
sex and that takes care of it.
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