Every
year, for my mother-in-law's birthday, we stop past Anderson's and
pick up a 2lb package of turkey spread. The woman at the deli told me
how good it was, then the woman at the checkout. I told Austin when I
got home.
Austin:
They're right. It's really good. But I don't think you'd like it . . .
because of
I
start nodding, in unison: The mayonnaise.
Austin:
But you really should try it.
Me:
I'm not taking any of your mom's birthday present. Besides,
mayonnaise is disgusting.
Austin:
True, you shouldn't have to have disgusting stuff.
Me:
Look, I have sex with you, so I can handle disgusting, I just don't
like mayonnaise.
Austin:
Oh-ho! Good thing you figured out how to use the vibrator yesterday,
'cause you're not getting anything out of me. Like ever again.
No comments:
Post a Comment