Catfood

Me: I don't think I'm going to be able to wait on catfood. I think I'm gonna have to make a special trip.
Austin: I can go with you.
Me: That's fine.
Austin: And we can get a router while we're out.
Me: That's fine.
Austin: And maybe get a bite to eat.
Me: If you want.
Austin: And we could do a little dance.
Me: I'm not dancing.
Austin: I could do a big dance, lots of twirling.
Me: It's times like these I'm glad we don't wear wedding rings so I don't have to admit we're married.