The Dog

 Austin made a turkey sandwich with provolone cheese, mayonnaise, the works, grilled it up, set it on the plate. After all this, he realized he needed to take a potty break. He tells the DOG Cassie not to touch his sandwich. Sure enough, between his piddling he hears claws on the counter. He yells at Cassie to get down, to no avail. By the time he's finished, the dog has taken the top piece of bread and gotten the rest of the sandwich all over the counter. He tells me this as though the DOG DID SOMETHING WRONG.