Anniversaries

Me: X forgot about his wedding anniversary.

Austin: What did his husband say?

Me: It's OK. He forgot too.

Austin: Maybe I should have married a man.

Me, the look.
Me: They should do what we did and have dating on one birthday and our wedding on the other.
Austin: Yeah, very easy. Wedding on January twelfth.
Me, looking at him.
Austin: It is, isn't it?
Me, still staring.
Austin: It is? Rachel, isn't it?