Sunday, December 17, 2017

Homemade Sprite

Austin: I mixed some tonic water and limes, thinking it'd be kind of like Sprite. It's not. In fact, it's kind of gross. You want to try some?
Me, all like you can't be serious and Austin giving me puppy dog eyes. So I try it. And it was sour, like sucking a hundred limes. Squishy face and tongue out. Go to bathroom and swish with Listerine.
I return a few minutes later, reading some French.
Austin: Do you want some more?

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