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Austin: My class was asking to see pictures of you and since I got my new phone, I took the pictures out of my wallet and we can't have phones on at work . . . so no pictures. One of my students said, "I know exactly what kind of woman your wife is. She's young, she's beautiful and she's all hippy."
Me, rolling laughter.
Austin: Well, you're beautiful.

Me: You just say that because you have to live with me.