Sunday, June 24, 2018

Dying iPad

I was mentioning that our iPad is dying.
Austin: That has been a great iPad. I mean perfect. Free. That was so nice of X to give it to us.
Me: It was.
Austin: I owe her. I should pay her in sex. Show her how much I appreciate her.
Me: Don't do that. She'll never speak to us again.

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